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The art of losing isn’t hard to master;
so many things seem filled with the intent
to be lost that their loss is no disaster.

Lose something every day. Accept the fluster
of lost door keys, the hour badly spent.
The art of losing isn’t hard to master.

Then practice losing farther, losing faster:
places, and names, and where it was you meant
to travel. None of these will bring disaster.

I lost my mother’s watch. And look! my last, or
next-to-last, of three loved houses went.
The art of losing isn’t hard to master.

I lost two cities, lovely ones. And, vaster,
some realms I owned, two rivers, a continent.
I miss them, but it wasn’t a disaster.

—Even losing you (the joking voice, a gesture
I love) I shan’t have lied. It’s evident
the art of losing’s not too hard to master
though it may look like (Write it!) like disaster.

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collegehumor:

Help Gwen out and finish reading Congress Splits the Check 

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collegehumor:

Wait a minute. is that a balloon?

@4coortinagallon

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mydamngrace:

Grace won Best First Person Series and Streamy Personality of the Year at the Streamy Awards 2013. Congrats Grace!

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katieoakes:

Late night swim #idonthateit #toocold #tampa #stopteasingmeflorida (at Tampa Marriott Waterside Hotel & Marina)

This might make me hate you. I’m so jealous. Wait, I feel good about my life again and I love you. But stop making me jealous.

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collegehumor:

Weird Tortilla Chip Ad

It’s fiesta time. Come to poppa.

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mydrunkkitchen:

Was supposed to go cooking class…but instead decided to shoot a new MDK. #spoilers

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mydrunkkitchen:

Hello, my love nuggets.

Tomorrow (Thursday, January 3rd) I launch my campaign to (hopefully) raise enough money to travel across America and cook in your kitchens!

Also, hug your squishy bodies.

Also, I’d like to do some community service together along the way. You into that? I hope so.

AMBIGUOUS SPOILER PICTURE IS AMBIGUOUS!

(psst… we will also be hitting your local bars… GET EXCITED!)

xoxo
HH

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@4coortinagallon

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collegehumor:

Introducing: Milking

“Got you good!” - guy that poured milk all over himself.

The social awkwardness of this video is palpable. Love it.

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